Don't worry, John. I forget how many houses I own all the time. It's part of that whole elitist persona I have going on.
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McCainSupporter: Senator McCain, how many houses do you own?
ShirleyMcCain: fuck
ShirleyMcCain: uhhhhh
ShirleyMcCain: like ones i live in?
McCainSupporter: Just houses. How many houses do you own?
ShirleyMcCain: but like
ShirleyMcCain: i don't understand the question.
McCainSupporter: ..It's a simple question, Senator.
ShirleyMcCain: i oppose abortion
McCainSupporter: ..Okay, great, but how many houses do you own?
ShirleyMcCain: shitshitshitfuck
ShirleyMcCain: i uh
ShirleyMcCain: i'll have to check
McCainSupporter: You have to check how many houses you have?
ShirleyMcCain: abortion is bad
McCainSupporter: what the fuck am i doing here?
ShirleyMcCain: powpowpowpowpowpow
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ShirleyMcCain: well FUCK
CindyLouWho: /eats vicodin
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McCainSupporter: Senator McCain, how many houses do you own?ShirleyMcCain: fuckShirleyMcCain: uhhhhhShirleyMcCain: like ones i live in?McCainSupporter: Just houses. How many houses do you own?ShirleyMcCain: but likeShirleyMcCain: i don't understand the question.McCainSupporter: ..It's a simple question, Senator.ShirleyMcCain: i oppose abortionMcCainSupporter: ..Okay, great, but how many houses do you own?ShirleyMcCain: shitshitshitfuckShirleyMcCain: i uhShirleyMcCain: i'll have to checkMcCainSupporter: You have to check how many houses you have?ShirleyMcCain: abortion is badMcCainSupporter: what the fuck am i doing here?ShirleyMcCain: powpowpowpowpowpow** McCainSupporter has left the room
ShirleyMcCain: well FUCKCindyLouWho: /eats vicodinSo up until now, I, DJ have been writing all previous transcripts. This is Jace's first entry. May God rest your soul if you plan on continuing to read any further.
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BarackNRoll: I seriously don't understand why you're even doing this crap. You know it isn't going to do anything but make you look like a liar, John.
ShirleyMcCain: look fuckdick i dont give a shit about being a liar. i was a god damn POW in vietnam. did you know that shit? i was a fucking POW. i deserve this shit more than your 12 year old ass.
CindyLooWho: You tell 'em, Johnny!
ShirleyMcCain: shut up cunt. fuckin trollop. don't need to hear your yap runnin
CindyLooWho: /eats vicodin
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Naderade: People!
Naderade: The bi-party politics of the past have run their course!
Naderade: Congress' approval rating is at an all time low!
Naderade: Republicans have run this country into the ground!
Naderade: It's time for something new! It's time a 3rd party candidate finally takes the presidency!
Naderade: RALPH NADER 2008!
BarackNRoll: LOL
ShirleyMcCain: lol
CindyLooWho: /comatose
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Naderade: Sigh..
RonPaulRevLOLution: A/S/L???????????????
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BarackNRoll: I seriously don't understand why you're even doing this crap. You know it isn't going to do anything but make you look like a liar, John.ShirleyMcCain: look fuckdick i dont give a shit about being a liar. i was a god damn POW in vietnam. did you know that shit? i was a fucking POW. i deserve this shit more than your 12 year old ass. CindyLooWho: You tell 'em, Johnny!ShirleyMcCain: shut up cunt. fuckin trollop. don't need to hear your yap runninCindyLooWho: /eats vicodin** Naderade has entered the room **
Naderade: People!Naderade: The bi-party politics of the past have run their course!Naderade: Congress' approval rating is at an all time low!Naderade: Republicans have run this country into the ground!Naderade: It's time for something new! It's time a 3rd party candidate finally takes the presidency!Naderade: RALPH NADER 2008!BarackNRoll: LOLShirleyMcCain: lolCindyLooWho: /comatose** BarackNRoll has left the room **
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Naderade: Sigh..RonPaulRevLOLution: A/S/L???????????????Joe Biden says he isn't the VP. Rumor has it Evan Bayh has been ruled out. Sebelius hasn't even been mentioned. Gore isn't logical. Kaine brings absolutely nothing to the table. Richardson has supposedly been told no. So who does that leave? Hm.
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BarackNRoll: I don't know. I really don't know.
BarackNRoll: I don't want people to think I'm doing this out of obligation.
BarackNRoll: But it's gonna seem that way regardless, no matter what.
BarackNRoll: It's gonna be such a media spectacle. The right is gonna have so much fun with this.
BarackNRoll: I swear to God, if you make me regret this.
HillaryClintonDotCom: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN REGRET IT YOU SON
HillaryClintonDotCom: er.. i mean.. barrrryyyy! cmonnnn! why would you regret it?
HillaryClintonDotCom: i mean i bring a lot to the ticket
HillaryClintonDotCom: womens vote. white vote. blue collar vote.
HillaryClintonDotCom: who else can do that?!
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JohnEdwardsCrossingOver: hai buddy
HillaryClintonDotCom: get the fuck out
JohnEdwardsCrossingOver: whats that smell
SlickWilly69: dude do u have 5 bux seriously
BarackNRoll: Okayyyyyy, John it is.
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SlickWilly69: trippin ballllllsssss
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BarackNRoll: I don't know. I really don't know. BarackNRoll: I don't want people to think I'm doing this out of obligation.BarackNRoll: But it's gonna seem that way regardless, no matter what.BarackNRoll: It's gonna be such a media spectacle. The right is gonna have so much fun with this.BarackNRoll: I swear to God, if you make me regret this.HillaryClintonDotCom: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN REGRET IT YOU SONHillaryClintonDotCom: er.. i mean.. barrrryyyy! cmonnnn! why would you regret it? HillaryClintonDotCom: i mean i bring a lot to the ticketHillaryClintonDotCom: womens vote. white vote. blue collar vote.HillaryClintonDotCom: who else can do that?!** JohnEdwardsCrossingOver has entered the room **
JohnEdwardsCrossingOver: hai buddyHillaryClintonDotCom: get the fuck outJohnEdwardsCrossingOver: whats that smellSlickWilly69: dude do u have 5 bux seriouslyBarackNRoll: Okayyyyyy, John it is.** BarackNRoll has left the room **
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SlickWilly69: trippin ballllllsssssPart three of the debut of PoliticAOL.
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RonPaulRevLOLution: OK SO LEME GET THIS STR8 THE ROCK
BarackNRoll: I'm not THE Rock. I'm Barack. Barack Obama.
RonPaulRevLOLution: YA YA SMELL WUT UR COOKIN I GET IT
RonPaulRevLOLution: SO FROSTY AINT REAL NEETHER?
BarackNRoll: Ron, look. None of these things are real. Santa Claus isn't real. Frosty isn't real. Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny. They're all stories. Mythical stories and figures made up to captivate children's hearts and minds. Do you see what I'm saying here? They're fiction. Complete and utter fiction.
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ArnoldGovernsantanator: HO HO HO
RonPaulRevLOLution: YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY
BarackNRoll: You know what? Just fuck it.
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RonPaulRevLOLution: OK SO LEME GET THIS STR8 THE ROCKBarackNRoll: I'm not THE Rock. I'm Barack. Barack Obama.RonPaulRevLOLution: YA YA SMELL WUT UR COOKIN I GET ITRonPaulRevLOLution: SO FROSTY AINT REAL NEETHER?BarackNRoll: Ron, look. None of these things are real. Santa Claus isn't real. Frosty isn't real. Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny. They're all stories. Mythical stories and figures made up to captivate children's hearts and minds. Do you see what I'm saying here? They're fiction. Complete and utter fiction.** ArnoldGovernsantanator has entered the room
ArnoldGovernsantanator: HO HO HORonPaulRevLOLution: YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYBarackNRoll: You know what? Just fuck it.** BarackNRoll has left the room
Part two of the debut of PoliticAOL.
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ShirleyMcCain: jesus fucking christ its always fucking something with these fucking liberals and their fucking bullshit. so god damn fucking what i took a fucking scene from a fucking old ass fucking book just to make a point to those jesus freak fuckers. what the fuck do you expect? i'm old as fuck. like i can fucking remember all the shit that happened? i was tortured. i seriously get no fucking respect for all the shit that i got done to me. none. zero. yeah, i'm a dick sometimes and yeah i fucked up my marriage, but jesus christ people make fucking mistakes.
Rudy911Giuli911ani911: yeah.911
ShirleyMcCain: what the fuck rudy. jesus christ i thought you were fucking ann coulter.
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MORMONey: HEYYYY! JOHNNY! FANCY SEEING YOU HERE!
ShirleyMcCain: jesus fucking christ romney what do you mean fancy seeing me here? you've followed me in every fucking chat i've been in
MORMONey: Look Johnny boy! I know I've been in a pain in the neck! And I know we disagreed during the primaries but PSHHHH COME ONNN! That's just politics, man!
ShirleyMcCain: ohhhh yeahhhhh i get it! politics right! well here how bout this. how about politically, you shut the fuck up.
Rudy911Giuli911ani911: ahaha9ahah1haha1
MORMONey: Come on, John! You can't still be angry about all of that! I did what I had to do. You should know all about that, I mean.. you were a prisoner of war! In a Vietnamese POW Camp! You are the premiere maverick in U.S. Politics!
ShirleyMcCain: yeeeeeeahhhh... yeaaahhhh i am, aint i? you may just have a point there romney. i tell ya what.. whattya say we go have a cup'a joe and talk about your fuckin' future?
Rudy911Giuli911ani911: but john911 what about 911 me?!
ShirleyMcCain: who the fuck are you
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ShirleyMcCain: jesus fucking christ its always fucking something with these fucking liberals and their fucking bullshit. so god damn fucking what i took a fucking scene from a fucking old ass fucking book just to make a point to those jesus freak fuckers. what the fuck do you expect? i'm old as fuck. like i can fucking remember all the shit that happened? i was tortured. i seriously get no fucking respect for all the shit that i got done to me. none. zero. yeah, i'm a dick sometimes and yeah i fucked up my marriage, but jesus christ people make fucking mistakes.Rudy911Giuli911ani911: yeah.911ShirleyMcCain: what the fuck rudy. jesus christ i thought you were fucking ann coulter.** MORMONey has entered the room
MORMONey: HEYYYY! JOHNNY! FANCY SEEING YOU HERE!ShirleyMcCain: jesus fucking christ romney what do you mean fancy seeing me here? you've followed me in every fucking chat i've been inMORMONey: Look Johnny boy! I know I've been in a pain in the neck! And I know we disagreed during the primaries but PSHHHH COME ONNN! That's just politics, man! ShirleyMcCain: ohhhh yeahhhhh i get it! politics right! well here how bout this. how about politically, you shut the fuck up.Rudy911Giuli911ani911: ahaha9ahah1haha1MORMONey: Come on, John! You can't still be angry about all of that! I did what I had to do. You should know all about that, I mean.. you were a prisoner of war! In a Vietnamese POW Camp! You are the premiere maverick in U.S. Politics! ShirleyMcCain: yeeeeeeahhhh... yeaaahhhh i am, aint i? you may just have a point there romney. i tell ya what.. whattya say we go have a cup'a joe and talk about your fuckin' future?Rudy911Giuli911ani911: but john911 what about 911 me?!ShirleyMcCain: who the fuck are youWelcome to the first entry in this Journal. In the world of politics, there are many entertaining figures. Figures that frustrate you. Figures that captivate you. Figures that scare you and quite often, figures that just downright confuse you. What we aim to do in this journal is not to help you make a decision on who you want to vote for, not to paint a realistic picture of how a candidate is, but how they are not only portrayed in the media and how we think of them in our minds. IE: Barack Obama is bold, stoic and smart while Ron Paul or Mike Gravel appear goofy, silly and at sometimes just flat out crazy. Bill O'Reilly screams a lot while Bill Clinton is.. well.. a ladies man.
We only aim to make people laugh. This isn't a serious idea. Hell, it isn't even a truly unique idea. It's just an idea that we had one night. We always talked back and forth on AIM and imitated how we thought candidates and figures spoke in private and now we're bringing those ideas to you. The only thing I can say is that I hope you enjoy reading it and if you don't, then that's your right as an American citizen. All criticism is welcomed, but do not spam our comments and act like an asshat. If you do, you'll be IP banned from commenting. Period. Wanna debate? Fine. Do it. But don't be ignorant, racist, bigoted, sexist or anything else. Don't waste your time. It'll be deleted.
In todays chat, we get to know our chatting friends better.
*** YOU HAVE ENTERED: Campaign08Chat ***
We only aim to make people laugh. This isn't a serious idea. Hell, it isn't even a truly unique idea. It's just an idea that we had one night. We always talked back and forth on AIM and imitated how we thought candidates and figures spoke in private and now we're bringing those ideas to you. The only thing I can say is that I hope you enjoy reading it and if you don't, then that's your right as an American citizen. All criticism is welcomed, but do not spam our comments and act like an asshat. If you do, you'll be IP banned from commenting. Period. Wanna debate? Fine. Do it. But don't be ignorant, racist, bigoted, sexist or anything else. Don't waste your time. It'll be deleted.
In todays chat, we get to know our chatting friends better.
*** YOU HAVE ENTERED: Campaign08Chat ***
RonPaulRevolution: OK OK I SEE WHAT UR SAYIN BUT IF THATS TRUE THEN HOW DID THE PRESENTZ GET UNDER THE TREEBarackNRoll: Ron, look. I've been trying to explain it to you for an hour now. Your parents buy the presents. Your parents put them under the tree. That's just how it works.RonPaulRevolution: WTFBarackNRoll: I don't know what else to say to you. RonPaulRevolution: OK WUT ABOUT EESTR BUNNY?BarackNRoll: Fake.RonPaulRevolution: TOOTH FARY?BarackNRoll: Mystical figure. Fake.RonPaulRevolution: GAY REPUBLIKAN?
JesusCristAlmighty: FAKE GOD DAMNIT FAKEProfile
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